DubYa's Blog

There's a big ruckus out on the left coast about a terrorist moth that has invaded our country.  And we need to go in and spray a few counties where the liberals live to get rid of it, but the Marin hot-tubbers and other hippy winers are all getting up in arms about the cologne were gonna spray 'em with.  Our CDFA outpost in Califernya already had to spend about a half mil just to educate these whackos about the benefits of FairMoan treatments. 

Spread the word.   We killed lots of mosquitos with DDT and other bugs with Malathion, and now is our chance to kill moths for the first time with a solution that doesn't kill them.   It just messes up their dating cycle makin' em think their mates are all over the place - in the parks, beaches, playgrounds, schools, streets, gardens, back yards, trees, cars, offices, and shopping malls.   The fairmoan is innocent, and I'm even gonna take my daughter Jenna and her new husband down there to watch the first spray from our helicopter to prove it's safe.

Here is the truth of the matter, from our biggest supporter other than the guy selling the pesticides, AG Kawawura, the guy in charge of the CDFA (short for Califernya department of food and acrigulture):

“I urge all Bay Area families to remember this eradication is based on the best science; a decade of worldwide aerial pheromone applications shows no indication of human health threats and I assure them that a product for aerial treatment in 2008 will not be chosen until it is proven safe to people, pets and the environment. I also encourage everyone rely on scientifically proven research and ignore false information that causes an alarming amount of unwarranted fear.”

The Vegan Reader, one of those left coast un-patriotic libby groups that have an agenda to destroy our farms and turn us all into organic vegetable eaters, responded to his statement:

"Who, in their right mind, would trust an agency that creates an illegal emergency to gain millions in federal funding, puts unwarranted quarantines on organic farmers, promulgates the ludicrous concept that inhaling pesticide is fine for people and then looks the other way when the reports of irreparable damage start flooding in from all sides?"

You see what we are up against?   America, we need to all unite behind the spray and make sure we eradicate these terrorist moths before they eradicate us.   If we let the people of the San Francisco Bay Area stop us, the moths win...

Welcome to the SF Spray Area

Which are your favorite sites for shopping online?

I like "IRaQ 4 sALe".  Found a lot a good dealz  there.

If your Vox Neighborhood had a potluck dinner tonight, what dish, drink or dessert would you bring?

An emptee stomak.

For a full sit-down dinner with several guests, would you rather be the one cooking or do you prefer to just show up and eat?

My foolosophy is to lift my fingerz as littles possibel.  I have a lot of advizors and helperz to help me.  Even got some folks to put the fork in my mouths.  Hers a pitcher of nancy Pelosee feeding me some cat meat.

George-bush-and-nancy-pelosi

What's the most memorable crush you have had? 
Submitted by spectacular.  

I would have to say King Faisal of Sawdee Arabia.  We done had a lot a good times together.  He's a good-harded compassionut man, and been a big alley in the war of terror since September 911.

George W. Bush and the King of Saudi Arabia

What's your dream career? 
Submitted by Something.

I wanna be the president of the world.  After much success spreading democracy in US, i wanna move up a level and manage the world to help it get rid of terrorists and replace with freedom.  I'm a decider and like to use my skills for a bigger career.

I dig Digg.  I can see who is patriotic and who isn't just by reading the comments.  I just saw the good news that Saddam is gonna hang, and already the most popular commentor with the most diggs is some insurrectionist threatening the free world with his outrageous comments:

Saddam Hussein: Sentenced to death for the 1982 killings of 148 Iraqi people in the town of Dujail.

G.W. Bush: President of the most powerful nation on earth after presiding over an illegal war based on lies that has killed over 650,000 Iraqi civilians.

I can't believe what these whacko lib journalists are saying about our War of Terror.  Check this video out about a book called "The Best War Ever", then do like you did with the Dixie Chicks albums and drive your steam rollers over them, or burn them:

Give Peace A Vote

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I like "Air America Radio" to hear what my enemies are thinkin. They talk about things like preserving our US Constitution and Bill of Rights, and alternatives to the War of Terror.   I listen to Rush Limbaugh and Ted Haggard the rest of the time, but it is funnyer to listen to what some of these whacko liberals and Marin hot-tubbers are talkin about.